Originally created by Groomer to Groomer Magazine.
- Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean around your butt.
- You probably don’t go 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair
- Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove your eye boogers.
- Most likely, you sit still for your hairdresser.
- Your haircut doesn’t include a free pedicure and manicure.
- You probably didn’t roll in mud or step bairfooted into poo in the last few weeks.
- You probably don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser.
- Your hairdresser probably doesn’t clean out your eyes for you.
- It’s unlikely that your hairdresser trims hair anywhere on your body except your head. (ugh, let’s hope not!)
- The likelihood of you pooping or peeing on your hairdresser is VERY slim 🙂
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